Tiger Balm

If you don't know what Tiger Balm is, I suggest you Google it, and then read this.  OH EM GEE.  I'm still laughing.

Morgan: "This Tiger Balm stuff is making my lips and tongue numb!"

Mac: "Why are you putting Tiger Balm on your lips?"

Morgan: "You mean it's not Chapstick?

Mac: "Nice, Morgan!"